I actually gave up on the game midway, as I was running into more issues than I had imagined. 

I was about to not publish the game at all. But my girlfriend painted me some artwork, and it would have been a shame to not use it at all. 

So I took a previous build that was actually working, even if just totally barebones, switched the sprites and made the page.

I had so many ideas for this game and most of them were working in one way or another. But it never fully assembled into a functioning game.

I am honestly dissapointed.

Anyway, it should amuse you for a minute or two :D